17 March 2008

Tagged once, tagged twice

Gitts tagged me so i copied this off Kenyan Gay.
1. Taken a picture completely naked?
half naked and promptly erased.

2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page?
My ex was on hi5, does that count?

3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?

4. Told a lie?
couple of times

5. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?

6. Been arrested?
twice;(no seatbelt and alleged drunk & disorderly)

7. Made out with someone of the same sex?

8. Seen someone die?

9. Slept in until 5pm?
yes, when sick and a few years back.

10. Had sex at work?

11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
at least twice a month

12. Held a snake?

13. Ran a red light?
am not sure

14. Been suspended from school?
almost doesn't count

15. Totaled your car in an accident?
which car?

16. Pole danced?
do imaginary poles count

17. Smoked?
Used to.

18. Been fired from a job?

19. Sang karaoke?
under drink and peer influence

20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
who hasn't

21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose?

22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
will try next time it snows in Nairobi.

23. Kissed in the rain?
Hmm, does a shower count

24. Sang in the shower?

25. Given your private parts a nickname?
just the twins

26. Ever gone out without underwear?
quite comfortable if you must know

27. Sat on a roof top?
yes after watching, set it off.

28. Played chicken?
yes sometimes

29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yeah, twice almost drowned, can't swim.

30. Broken a bone?

31. Mooned/flashed someone?

32. Shaved your head?
not since 1995

33. Slept naked?

34. Played a prank on someone?
a few times

35. Had a gym membership?
not any more

36. Felt like killing someone?
been a while

37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
no at least not in my presence

38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
enough times

39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
yeah once

40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
no pets for me

41. Been in a band?
watching them maybe

42. Subscribed to Maxim?

43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
is this a trick question?

44. Shot a gun?

45. Had sex today?
No and not inthe near future.

46. Played strip poker?
Yes eerrr no details

47. Tripped on mushrooms?

48. Donated blood?
done it and always willing

49. Videotaped yourself having sex?

50. Eaten alligator meat?

51. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Not yet.

52. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
4 and counting

53. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Want yes, done it Heck no.

14 March 2008

Got you under my skin

I have been looking for words to say something that is threatening to consume me. Ella Fitzgerald's "you go to my head" comes close only difference is that there is a good possibility that it could happen. Till i figure this out all i know is ...

You go to my head and you linger like a haunting refrain
And I find you spinning 'round in my brain
Like the bubbles in a glass of champagne
You go to my head like a sip of sparkling Burgundy brew
And I find the very mention of you
Like the kicker in a julep or two

The thrill of the thought that you might give a thought to my plea
Cast a spell over me Still I say to myself get a hold of
yourself Can't you see that it never can be

You go to my head with a smile that makes my temperature
rise Like a summer with a thousand Julies
You intoxicate my soul with your eyes
Though I'm certain that this heart of mine
Hasn't a ghost of a chance in this crazy romance
You go to my head
You go to my head