17 March 2008

Tagged once, tagged twice

Gitts tagged me so i copied this off Kenyan Gay.
1. Taken a picture completely naked?
half naked and promptly erased.

2. Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page?
My ex was on hi5, does that count?

3. Danced in front of your mirror naked?
No

4. Told a lie?
couple of times

5. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
yeah

6. Been arrested?
twice;(no seatbelt and alleged drunk & disorderly)

7. Made out with someone of the same sex?
No.

8. Seen someone die?
no.

9. Slept in until 5pm?
yes, when sick and a few years back.

10. Had sex at work?
no.

11. Fallen asleep at work/school?
at least twice a month

12. Held a snake?
no

13. Ran a red light?
am not sure

14. Been suspended from school?
almost doesn't count

15. Totaled your car in an accident?
which car?

16. Pole danced?
do imaginary poles count

17. Smoked?
Used to.

18. Been fired from a job?
no

19. Sang karaoke?
under drink and peer influence

20. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
who hasn't

21. Laughed until a drink came out your nose?
yes

22. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
will try next time it snows in Nairobi.

23. Kissed in the rain?
Hmm, does a shower count

24. Sang in the shower?
sometimes

25. Given your private parts a nickname?
just the twins

26. Ever gone out without underwear?
quite comfortable if you must know

27. Sat on a roof top?
yes after watching, set it off.

28. Played chicken?
yes sometimes

29. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Yeah, twice almost drowned, can't swim.

30. Broken a bone?
no

31. Mooned/flashed someone?
Nope

32. Shaved your head?
not since 1995

33. Slept naked?
often.

34. Played a prank on someone?
a few times

35. Had a gym membership?
not any more

36. Felt like killing someone?
been a while

37. Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry?
no at least not in my presence

38. Cried over someone you were in love with?
enough times

39. Had sex more than 10 times in one day?
yeah once

40. Had Mexican jumping beans for pets?
no pets for me

41. Been in a band?
watching them maybe

42. Subscribed to Maxim?
no

43. Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol?
is this a trick question?

44. Shot a gun?
no

45. Had sex today?
No and not inthe near future.

46. Played strip poker?
Yes eerrr no details

47. Tripped on mushrooms?
No

48. Donated blood?
done it and always willing

49. Videotaped yourself having sex?
muhahahaha

50. Eaten alligator meat?
Yes

51. Ever jump out of an airplane?
Not yet.

52. Have you been to more than 10 countries?
4 and counting

53. Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend?
Want yes, done it Heck no.

14 comments:

  1. Ha ha! More nudity, tsk tsk, these tags should be banned!

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  2. like the new look (n aukisema uliweka kitambo utajua it's been a while)

    like the '21' questions, actually love the answers more.

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  3. Ha ha ha fuuuunnny!
    @31337: Hell no, this is the best, everyone should do this one!

    Gish you cracked me up!Drunk and disorderly? Mwahahahaha! Ebu explain the disorder?

    Sex more than 10 times in a day? Seriously? Waaaa colour me blushed!

    haki made my day!

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  4. Hmm, I feel like I know you better now. lol!

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  5. Great answers had me a cheery laugh.

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  6. Number 39, I guess you mean a 24Hour window period. Waaaaaaah!

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  7. lol very interesting. So dare I ask the twins nickname? let's compare notes lol j/k

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  8. what the f***(to the above)so...wats the twin's names?

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  9. Ma SR, glad you enjoyed.
    31337, tags are seasonal. nudity what nudity?
    Modo, just last weeks renovations. the answers are as truthful as i could ;)
    HnH, Drunk and Disorderly note the key word alleged. The ten times eeehhh can reccomend trust me it is doable.
    Bomseh, actually between early morning and mid morning, enuff.
    Poi & Kai, just the twins. Kai just spam promptly deleted.
    Kirima & Stunner ;)

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  10. like your new-background

    sex 10 times a day .HAHAA. wait yes i did back in college on weekends .!!!

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  11. LMAO!!! Such a (former?) naughty girl. I LMAO @ you asking whether or not the more than 12 shots was a trick question. That was too cute.

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  12. Talking of killing someone,I am back in office after one week suspension. Anger went too far and I stabbed a colleague twice on his arse. The guy slapped me infront of some visiting lady friends and I couldnt stand the embarrassment. Luckily I wasnt fired coz the company still needs me. No regrets and no apologies to the guy. There things you just dont do.

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