Got this in the mail, sorry men you will figure something out... Lets see what you have.
What Every Woman Should Have:
* One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to (even if you wouldn't) and one who reminds you of how far you've come.
* Enough money within your control to move out and rent a place on your own, even if you never want or need to.
* Something perfect to wear if the employer or man of your dreams wants to see you in an hour.
* A purse, a suitcase and an umbrella you're not ashamed to be seen carrying.
* A youth you're content to move beyond.
* A past juicy enough that you're looking forward to retelling it in your old age.
* A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill and a black lace bra.
* One friend who always makes you laugh and one who lets you cry.
* A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in your family.
* Eight matching plates, wineglasses with stems and a recipe for a meal that will make your guests feel honored.
* A resume that is not even the slightest bit padded.
* A feeling of control over your destiny.
* A skin care regime, an exercise routine and a plan for dealing with those few other facets of life that don't get better after 30.
* A solid start on a satisfying career, a satisfying relationship and all those other facets of life that do get better.
Every Woman Should Know:
* How to fall in love without losing yourself.
* How you feel about having kids.
* How to quit a job, break up with a man and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.
* When to try harder and when to walk away.
* How to kiss a man in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn't like to happen next.
* How to have a good time at a party you'd never choose to attend.
* How to ask for what you want in a way that makes it most likely you'll get it.
* That you can't change the length of your calves, the width of your hips or the nature of your parents.
* That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it's over.
* What you would and wouldn't do for love or money.
* How to live alone, even if you don't like it.
* Who you can trust, who you can't, and why you shouldn't take it personally.
* Where to go - be it your best friend's kitchen table or a charming inn hidden in the woods - when your soul needs soothing.
* What you can and can't accomplish in a day, a month, and a year.
* Why they say life begins at 30.