20 April 2006

Every Woman

Got this in the mail, sorry men you will figure something out... Lets see what you have.
What Every Woman Should Have:

* One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to (even if you wouldn't) and one who reminds you of how far you've come.

* Enough money within your control to move out and rent a place on your own, even if you never want or need to.

* Something perfect to wear if the employer or man of your dreams wants to see you in an hour.

* A purse, a suitcase and an umbrella you're not ashamed to be seen carrying.

* A youth you're content to move beyond.

* A past juicy enough that you're looking forward to retelling it in your old age.

* A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill and a black lace bra.

* One friend who always makes you laugh and one who lets you cry.

* A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in your family.

* Eight matching plates, wineglasses with stems and a recipe for a meal that will make your guests feel honored.

* A resume that is not even the slightest bit padded.

* A feeling of control over your destiny.

* A skin care regime, an exercise routine and a plan for dealing with those few other facets of life that don't get better after 30.

* A solid start on a satisfying career, a satisfying relationship and all those other facets of life that do get better.

Every Woman Should Know:

* How to fall in love without losing yourself.

* How you feel about having kids.

* How to quit a job, break up with a man and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.

* When to try harder and when to walk away.

* How to kiss a man in a way that communicates perfectly what you would and wouldn't like to happen next.

* How to have a good time at a party you'd never choose to attend.

* How to ask for what you want in a way that makes it most likely you'll get it.

* That you can't change the length of your calves, the width of your hips or the nature of your parents.

* That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it's over.

* What you would and wouldn't do for love or money.

* How to live alone, even if you don't like it.

* Who you can trust, who you can't, and why you shouldn't take it personally.

* Where to go - be it your best friend's kitchen table or a charming inn hidden in the woods - when your soul needs soothing.

* What you can and can't accomplish in a day, a month, and a year.

* Why they say life begins at 30.

7 comments:

  1. 1st here?

    Very true for most especialy having enough cash to setup house at will.

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  2. Still need to learn how to quit a job (without saying my cucu has died and i need to go to nai), break up with a man (without them crying) and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.(confronting them period is a mission)

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  3. @banks
    the money is crucial i agree.
    thanks for passing by.
    @D_shy
    time and experience.

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  4. Hey!

    Can't believe I've never been to your blog.

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  5. I got this in the mail a while a go and i must say it's something.

    Thanks for sharing

    Have a Beautiful Week full of God's love and blessings

    Smile on... :)

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  6. hi gish...
    about the bootleg 24 season 5...
    u will deliver, ama?

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  7. nice list ...

    i'd add a perfectly fitting black tunic - a MUST

    have a good week, gichungwa

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